"Daaaaad" she said. "Daddy, daddy, daddy, daaaaaaddddy! Look at me. Aren't I doing a nice job of folding my toilet paper?"
"Yes Grace" I said. "You are doing a great job folding your toilet paper. Who taught you to do that?"
"Emma taught me. I used to be a crumpler. It wasted a LOT of toilet paper before. Now I am a folder."
"That's great Gracie. Keep up the good work. Do you think you could teach Hannah?"
"Nope. Hannah's on her own. Gotta go! See ya!"
"Wait a minute! Get back in here. You've still got to wash your hands."